SHAMELESS PLUG OF THE WEEK :
Shad Kabango, a good friend of mine from high school, is releasing his debut album titled : When This is Over. Shad is a really talented musician, with thoughtful lyrics, a good sound and he can really rock the mic (and I'm not just saying that because I owe him money). Visit his website and support a brotha, ya heard!
(Make sure your computer's speakers are turned on to hear a few of his songs)
... now, to the thoughts ...
-Don't look now, but the Lakers are on a bit of a hot streak ... If only Kobe's teammates could keep up with him for more than a few games, then we could really get something started.
-Is anyone else secretely giddy that the supremely-talented Chuck Klosterman is now writing a monthly column on ESPN.com? Um ... me neither.
-My friend John, who owns this entertaining little blog (is that what the kids are calling it these days?), brilliantly suggested that I change my name to Marcellus Wallace. Now, though this idea tempts me to no end, my lone reservation would be living out Mr Wallace's final scene in Pulp Fiction.
- Holy mother of GOD !!! (early candidate for scariest film of the year)
-Herein lies the difference between a film I would be perfectly comfortable watching and one that would cause irreparable damage to my psyche.
-As a service to the male readers, here's a chick flick that will all but ensure an enjoyable night with your girlfriend/wife but more even more importantly, won't make you want to perform Seppuku (a form of ritualistic suicide practiced by the Samurai class in ancient Japan).
-There's nothing that makes me more angrily confused than the career of one Brevin Knight ... Let's just move on before I break something of value.
-So, Grady Little got another managing gig huh?! That would be the same Grady Little who permanently and unforgivably scarred my soul and the souls of all Red Sox fans in game 7 of the 2003 ALCS ... I would say more about this but my psychologist advises against it.
Here's what my favorite sports columnist Bill Simmons had to say on the matter : "Speaking of insane, not only did the Dodgers hire Grady Little as their manager, they gave him Steve Garvey's old number. Way to tick off the diehard Dodgers fans coming out of the gate, guys! Just wait until he's trying to figure out double switches and stuff -- this was a guy who managed to lose his No. 1, 3 and 4 hitters in extra innings of a must-win playoff game; I can't even imagine what he'll be capable of with pitchers batting. It almost sounds like a sociological experiment. Thank you, Comedy Gods -- you have put me in the same city with Pete Carroll AND Grady Little."
-I wonder if anyone else realizes that two of the ugliest players (maybe ever) are both playing for the surprising LA Clippers this year : Sam Cassell and Chris Kaman
Here they are together in a harrowing photograph that's sure to haunt your dreams for months to come
-As I mentioned last week, Oprah showed up on David Letterman's show to squash their petty little beef. Looks like America tuned in : Big time
-Why anyone watches Leno, I'll never understand.
-Maybe this whole blogging thing isn't such a good idea after all!!
-Good news for Chappelle Show fans : I'm Rick James Bitch!
-Speaking of TV shows, The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos (what a name!) is the best show on Canadian Television. There, I said it .... More on this next week.
-Last week, we had the Kemp Highlights.
-This week we have Reggie Bush (also known as the best college football player in the land) : This is Reggie in high school ... Scroll down the page and click on the video to the left ... Give it about 30 seconds to load and please, for the love of God, pick your jaw up and off the ground after viewing.
-Seems like the US government is apparently running secret prisons in Europe ... hmmm
-So. let me get this straight. Clinton was President while his nation enjoyed its greatest economic growth and prosperity and was impeached for sleeping with a woman who wasn't his wife and inappropriately sharing a cigar with that same woman.
Yet Bush remains in power despite the nation's floundering economy, despite having blatantly lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction, despite having the deaths of more than 2,000 US troops on his hands since the war in Iraq began, and still hasn't found Osama? ... Makes perfect sense. Glad we settled that.
-Rumor has it that this might be one of the coldest winters in history ... It's news like this that makes me pine for the long-gone days when the Heaven's Gate cult was still accepting new members.
RETRO QUOTE OF THE WEEK (from the immortal Michael Irvin during one of his infamous trials in the mid 1990s):
"They can talk about me like they want to, but, um, I got my money...so no matter what you all say, Mike black, but Mike rich!"